What my friends think of me (con't)

Syed
- Has a brother.
- Is shorter than me.
- Is dumber than me.

I might have a brother, but you don't know whether I'm shorter than you, dummy, and I am DEFINITELY NOT dumber than you!!

What my classmates say they know about me...and my comments...

Man
- Thinks she's a genius.
- Never calls me Man Isha to my face.
- Is in love with someone called I***.

Man, you KNOW so much more than that, you dummy...

Su
- In love with I***.
- Good friend, especially when in need.
- Thinks she is a genius but she definitely is NOT.

Thanks a lot...some friend...idiot.

Ho Min
- Unspeakable.
- Unspeakable.
- Does use the "f***" word, but then doesnt wanna admit it...likes to stop other people from saying it.

OMG! Ho Min, I can't believe I let you write this...meanie...idiot

Uzo
- She sucks like a dog.
- She's definitely not a GENIUS!
- She sucks like a dog, cow, chicken, etc. and she is nice.

Yes, Uzo, you're a great friend too...

Jin Wook
- Your name means moustache.
- can't be a lesbian because you love Azim.
- Man Isha's best friend.

I'm gonna kill you...get a LIFE!

Sara
- I agree with Jin Wook.
- So NOT a genius.
- Likes books (DUH!)

Give me back my friend, Sara, you monster! LOL!

Aritz
- Very weird (wyrd).
- Thinks she is a genius.
- Not at all.

Dummy (sorry). I've got better things to do than get your opinion...LOL!

Azim
- Screw you all.

Us all? Who? Idiot?

Ian
- Really smart person.
- Good to talk to.
- Also quite talkative.

OMG! Are you kidding me, Ian?? Is that really Ian writing?? Actually I'm not really surprised. Hehe.

Kasie
- You always claim to be a genius.
- You like reading books (like me).
- Hmm...umm...you don't do PE excessively...(I think).

Thanks...LOL!

Anjela
- Talkative.
- Man Isha's your bestie.
- Smart!

Thanks, Anjela. You're one of the only people who called me smart...:)

Shobana
- Too much of a genius.
- AWESOME!
- Fun to talk to.

Thanks. I Luv Ya too, Shobz (mind if I call you that?)... :P

Juanlin
- "Genius".
- Very nice person.
- Smile...likes to smile.

Thanks, Juanlin!

Who dares vote on anything but "Definitely" and "All true" on my polls...

Listen you jealous people...
The only reason you disagreed is because you're jealous...
I know I am a genius, but you people are so jealous because you haven't got any brains at all :P
Thats all I had to say...

P.S.: Did I mention you only disagreed because you were freaking JEALOUS!!!

Some motivational quotes...

Why I think the world is demented...

Previously rainforests covered 14% of the land surface of the Earth.
Now there is a mere 6% left. In about 40 years this will be gone too.
I'm not saying I like rainforests and all the bugs and animals and plants in them, but they are important for the ecosystem. Here are some impacts of extinct rainforests:

- More carbon dioxide because there won't be enough plants to use it up.

- More carbon dioxide means more depletion of the ozone layer.

- More depletion of the ozone layer causes more global warming.

- More global warming leads to a hotter, and more dangerous Earth, not to mention that the extra water will flood the low land countries.

So do you see how this will affect the Earth.
Haven't we scarred the Earth enough? can't we take a step to helping it, and ensuring a longer lasting world, so that our futue generation can enjoy it the way we did.
Here are some steps we can take:

- 3R's - Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

- Recycling recyclable items, like paper, plastic and glass.

- Be smart, reuse materials like glass jars and plastic bottles.

- car pool, if you are going to the same destination.

- Use public transport.

- Use your own shopping bags - this will reduce the amount of production of plastic shopping bags.

Together we can help the world.
Did you know that the 5th of June was World Environment Day.
Did you do anything to help the environment? Or were you selfish enough to say, "Do I look like I care?"
I am proud to say that I planted a tree in our backyard.
PLEASE come together to help heal the wounds inflicted upon the world.

Organisations helping the environment:

- Greenpeace
- United Nations
- World Wildlife Fund (WWF)

Just for laughs...I think

Two men were fixing a bomb in a car.
Man I: What will you do when the bomb explodes while fixing?
Man II: Don't worry, I have another one.

Larry got into a bus on the First of April, and the conductor asked for a ticket. He gave $ 10 took the ticket and said, "April Fool! I have a bus pass!"

Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient: Yes; a good doctor.

Tommy was busy removing a wheel from a car, Bobby asks: Why are you removing a wheel from your car?
Tommy: Can’t you read. He points at a sing: ‘Parking for two wheelers only.’

Jake: Today is Sunday and I want to enjoy, so I bought three movie tickets.
Mary: Why three?Jake: For you and your parents.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken. Bobby: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

could anyone be any dumber???

I once knew someone so dumb that:

· She called me to get my phone number

· She spent 20 minutes staring at a carton of orange juice because it said “concentrate”.

· She put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

· She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

· She sent me a fax message with a stamp on it.

· She tried to drown a fish.

· She thought a quarterback was a refund.

· Once, she got locked in a grocery store and ended up starving herself almost to death.

· She tripped over a cordless phone.

· She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

· She asked for a price check at a dollar store.

· She studied for a blood test.

· She thought “Meow Mix” was a CD for cats.

· She heard that 90% of all crimes occur near the home, so she moved.

· When she missed Bus 44, she took Bus 22 twice.

· She offered to give me a ride to the airport, but when she saw a sign that said “AIRPORT – LEFT” she turned around and went home.