5 reasons why Man is my best friend:

1. I get free pizza sometimes when I go to her house.

2. Beause no one else (smart people) want to be her friend...I pity her.

3. I don't want to be friends with someone smarter than me (not that anyone is smarter than me...I'm a genius, of ourse, even smarter than Einstein...ok I'm too modest to go on telling people about being the smartest person alive, even smarter than Einstein).

4. We have many ommon interests...like Ronaldo and Shah Rukh Khan and Johnny Depp.

5. Her parents and sister are suh great people...unlike her.